I was manning the drive through and a customer drove up, placing an order for a two meat po-boy. What follows illustrates the inanity of the human condition and the stupidity of people.
"Hello, how may I help you?"
"I'd like a two-meat sandwich. No, po-boy."
"Okay. What two meats would you like?"
"Uh...beef. And...is chicken a meat?"
"...Yes. Yes, it is."
"Okay, chicken it is!"
"Please drive up to the window."
Seriously, is chicken a meat? Do cows give milk? Was Jesus a Jew? Did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife?
Good God.
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